Word Vomit: Humor Shorts
I feel like shit. I don’t want to think, the internet is down and there’s no work so here I am, pouring my boredom all over this page. I’m not sure what to write about, like I said I don’t want to think, so I’m just going to write whatever comes to my head. Not sure … Continue reading
Paris Hilton, the Wu-Tang Clan, and Me
The funny thing about telling people you live in LA is that everyone invariably asks, “how many famous people have you seen?” as if every time you take your blind overweight dog outside to drain the dragon you get to say “whaddup?” to Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaaaamon (think Team America here). The ironic thing about this question … Continue reading
My Pilgrimage from LA to NY to Eat the New York Pizza Burger (pt 1)
Where were you when Michael Jackson died? What were you doing when Obama was elected president? When something big happens people always remember where they were when they heard the news. My moment was no different. I will never forget the moment at work when I read the press release concerning burger king’s new food … Continue reading
Slut’O’Ween: If Only the Pagans Could See Us Now
Another Halloween come and gone and again I am left dazed and confused from too much beer, candy, and overexposed female anatomy. Maybe someone from an older generation can explain to me at which point in time America side-stepped the conventional Halloween celebrations in lieu of more, how should I say this, expressive ones. I … Continue reading
Giving Movie Theaters the Finger
Section 2 of the Sherman antitrust act states that, ” Every person who shall monopolize, or attempt to monopolize, or combine or conspire with any other person or persons, to monopolize any part of the trade or commerce among the several States, or with foreign nations, shall be deemed guilty of a felony, and, on … Continue reading
The 50 Piece McNugget
I took this out of my blog about Vegas to make it a separate post for my food category. After the Stratosphere we were pumped up with adrenaline so I decided to call Jerrod’s bluff. He had been telling me non-stop since we arrived that Vegas was the only place in the world where McDonalds … Continue reading
Umbrellas Without Rain, a Near Death Experience and a 50 Piece McNugget = 23rd Bday in Vegas
This is long but I guarantee it will have you rofl’ing, crying and almost puking. With a description like that, how can you resist? I know what you are all thinking and the answer is no. No the near-death experience and the 50 piece McNugget are not the same thing (although pretty damn close). For … Continue reading
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