B&N for S&M? Barnes and Noble Gets Dirty in the Kids Section
As I continue to grow into this world I am starting to find that fewer and fewer things surprise me. Bum pissing on a corner in the middle of a busy sidewalk? That’s my morning commute. Old naked dude “leaning” against a poll? That’s any park on the weekend. Duck walking down the street with … Continue reading
Lost: Everything
What are we doing? I live my life like I live my dreams, under the veil of control and the illusion of reality. Individual destiny is as relative in usefulness as a single snowflake in an avalanche of indifference. Easy to live and easier to forget, I trudge on through a landscape that changes only … Continue reading
Dream to be Free
What a rush. The world stands still as the soul separates itself from its shackles and soars towards the heavens, channeling Orvilles and Wilburs as the breeze ripples its embodiment in joyous applause, weightless and buoyant in pious freedom whose purity is matched only by those who dared not to dream. Fading glimmers on a … Continue reading
Friday Night Lights (Out): Jumped by an Asian Gang
If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I grew up on the streets. No, not the streets of Compton or the Bronx, I’m talking about the streets of a city so dangerous that even Six Flags had to remove itself from the area; Denver. Yes, I lived the tough Colorado … Continue reading
The Ultimate Search
A simple touch, a devious look, a subtle smile. Hair flowing like beams of golden light, forcefully destroying darkness and fear. Mysterious, intriguing, exhilarating. The rest of the world melts away as the tunnel focuses on the inviting eyes that reach deep into the heart, daring it to ignore logic and let impulse guide it … Continue reading
Guestblog Challenge: Coming Soon to a State Fair Near You!
Alright everyone, you all already know how I feel about crazy food: it’s better when it’s fried. Some of my favorite food moments of the year came from last year’s LA County fair where I was lucky enough to sample chocolate covered bacon, fried oreo’s, fried pb&j, a fried klondike bar, and, my all-time personal … Continue reading
Word Vomit: Humor Shorts
I feel like shit. I don’t want to think, the internet is down and there’s no work so here I am, pouring my boredom all over this page. I’m not sure what to write about, like I said I don’t want to think, so I’m just going to write whatever comes to my head. Not sure … Continue reading
Raw
I have done this many times before, so much so that you would think the routine would have become mundane by now, but every time is different. Different times, different people, different places, few similarities. As I stood at the doorway I reveled in the beauty of this place. The lush green forestry was almost … Continue reading
Stadium Snackadium and the Future of the National Foodball League
Yes it’s that time of year again. The incessant squabbling, the unprecendented media coverage of everything but nothing at the same time, the frustration of two sides unable to reach a mutually beneficially solution boiling over to the American people like an unstoppable volcano heading for a petting zoo filled with llama-riding babies. So much … Continue reading
Kinds of Our Time
Wandering souls on a moving landscape of expectation juxtaposed against a sea of self entitlement and disbelief; held accounted for by the unicorned armies that slave tirelessly in the name of an ideal of their own creation stopping only to notice the flaws of others; building fruitless waves of anger and depression; self medicated and … Continue reading
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