When Fatty Food Gets Ironic: Heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill

Ok so since the beginning of this blog you all have experienced almost 100% original kluckit material, painstakingly planned out in time that could be counted in minutes, bad jokes, and/or calories. Well my friends, that turned out to be too much. In an effort to stop disappearing for months at a time you may … Continue reading

WARNING: This post not suitable for children… or vegetarians

In my short lived time here on WordPress you have been lucky enough to read about the adventures of my tastebuds who have enjoyed (and/or not enjoyed) such delights as teriyaki squirrel, roadkill possum, a 1 lb burger, a Japanese hot-dog, a NY Pizza Burger, and a 50 piece McNugget. Though my tastes have also … Continue reading

My Pilgrimage from LA to NY to eat the New York Pizza Burger (pt 2)

Get caught up with Part 1! You will want to at least look at the picture for comparison. Everyone knew that the Pizza Burger was the main attraction of my visit (besides the man-dates with Pete) so the general feeling was one of unspoken respect, although in hindsight I may have mistaken disgust for respect. … Continue reading

My Pilgrimage from LA to NY to Eat the New York Pizza Burger (pt 1)

Where were you when Michael Jackson died? What were you doing when Obama was elected president? When something big happens people always remember where they were when they heard the news. My moment was no different. I will never forget the moment at work when I read the press release concerning burger king’s new food … Continue reading

My Yellowbrick Road to Obesity: The Fudruckers One Pound Burger

I returned from Vegas battered and broken at not being able to complete the 50 nugget challenge but was more determined than ever to redeem myself. Luckily I got my chance just a week or two later. One of the first burger places I went upon coming to California was a nice family establishment called … Continue reading