My Pilgrimage from LA to NY to eat the New York Pizza Burger (pt 2)

Get caught up with Part 1! You will want to at least look at the picture for comparison. Everyone knew that the Pizza Burger was the main attraction of my visit (besides the man-dates with Pete) so the general feeling was one of unspoken respect, although in hindsight I may have mistaken disgust for respect. … Continue reading

My Pilgrimage from LA to NY to Eat the New York Pizza Burger (pt 1)

Where were you when Michael Jackson died? What were you doing when Obama was elected president? When something big happens people always remember where they were when they heard the news. My moment was no different. I will never forget the moment at work when I read the press release concerning burger king’s new food … Continue reading

Slut’O’Ween: If Only the Pagans Could See Us Now

Another Halloween come and gone and again I am left dazed and confused from too much beer, candy, and overexposed female anatomy. Maybe someone from an older generation can explain to me at which point in time America side-stepped the conventional Halloween celebrations in lieu of more, how should I say this, expressive ones. I … Continue reading

Umbrellas Without Rain, a Near Death Experience and a 50 Piece McNugget = 23rd Bday in Vegas

This is long but I guarantee it will have you rofl’ing, crying and almost puking. With a description like that, how can you resist? I know what you are all thinking and the answer is no. No the near-death experience and the 50 piece McNugget are not the same thing (although pretty damn close). For … Continue reading