Because Ninjas Like to Get High Too

Why else do you think they ate all that pizza? Anyways, this is what happens when you spend down-time reading the “news”. Last time it was someone having a heart attack at the “Heart Attack Grill”, this time it’s stoner ninjas. I don’t even want to know what comes next. I found this “bud”ding story … Continue reading

Paris Hilton, the Wu-Tang Clan, and Me

The funny thing about telling people you live in LA is that everyone invariably asks, “how many famous people have you seen?” as if every time you take your blind overweight dog outside to drain the dragon you get to say “whaddup?” to Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaaaaaaaamon (think Team America here). The ironic thing about this question … Continue reading