B&N for S&M? Barnes and Noble Gets Dirty in the Kids Section
As I continue to grow into this world I am starting to find that fewer and fewer things surprise me. Bum pissing on a corner in the middle of a busy sidewalk? That’s my morning commute. Old naked dude “leaning” against a poll? That’s any park on the weekend. Duck walking down the street with … Continue reading
Heart Attack Part Deux: WTF AMERICA?
You may or may not (probably not) have read my little rant on a dude having a heart attack while eating the triple bypass burger at the aptly named “Heart Attack Grill” so it should come as no surprise that I religiously follow stupid news. Well guess what people, the stupid just got STUPIDER (I’m also a … Continue reading
Because Ninjas Like to Get High Too
Why else do you think they ate all that pizza? Anyways, this is what happens when you spend down-time reading the “news”. Last time it was someone having a heart attack at the “Heart Attack Grill”, this time it’s stoner ninjas. I don’t even want to know what comes next. I found this “bud”ding story … Continue reading
When Fatty Food Gets Ironic: Heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill
Ok so since the beginning of this blog you all have experienced almost 100% original kluckit material, painstakingly planned out in time that could be counted in minutes, bad jokes, and/or calories. Well my friends, that turned out to be too much. In an effort to stop disappearing for months at a time you may … Continue reading
Raging Bull, Sitting Stoner
Welcome one and all to the first kluckit kaption. The premise is simple: find a picture and make fun of people. Feel free to add yours below. 1. “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!” Yes, this is certainly gnar, possibly rad, and depending on which part of Cali you’re from (cuz you’re clearly a Cali bro) it could … Continue reading
Friday Night Lights (Out): Jumped by an Asian Gang
If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I grew up on the streets. No, not the streets of Compton or the Bronx, I’m talking about the streets of a city so dangerous that even Six Flags had to remove itself from the area; Denver. Yes, I lived the tough Colorado … Continue reading
Chicken & Waffle Showdown: Gladys Knight’s (ATL) vs. Roscoe’s (LA)
I’ve already traveled the length of the United States just to eat a burger; this time I was motivated by a different type of food. The origin of Chicken & Waffles as a food pairing is somewhat unknown. We know Thomas Jefferson is credited with bringing back a waffle iron from France in 1790 (clearly his greatest accomplishment) but … Continue reading
Guestblog Challenge: Coming Soon to a State Fair Near You!
Alright everyone, you all already know how I feel about crazy food: it’s better when it’s fried. Some of my favorite food moments of the year came from last year’s LA County fair where I was lucky enough to sample chocolate covered bacon, fried oreo’s, fried pb&j, a fried klondike bar, and, my all-time personal … Continue reading
Word Vomit: Humor Shorts
I feel like shit. I don’t want to think, the internet is down and there’s no work so here I am, pouring my boredom all over this page. I’m not sure what to write about, like I said I don’t want to think, so I’m just going to write whatever comes to my head. Not sure … Continue reading
Stadium Snackadium and the Future of the National Foodball League
Yes it’s that time of year again. The incessant squabbling, the unprecendented media coverage of everything but nothing at the same time, the frustration of two sides unable to reach a mutually beneficially solution boiling over to the American people like an unstoppable volcano heading for a petting zoo filled with llama-riding babies. So much … Continue reading
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