Posted by kluckmeister on June 1, 2012 · 1 Comment
As I continue to grow into this world I am starting to find that fewer and fewer things surprise me. Bum pissing on a corner in the middle of a busy sidewalk? That’s my morning commute. Old naked dude “leaning” against a poll? That’s any park on the weekend. Duck walking down the street with … Continue reading →
Category Humor, Kids Books get X-Rated, Random · Tagged with adult books, Barnes & Noble, Berenstain Bears, books, howard the duck, Humor, kids books, level one reading, Life, reading, the bachelorette
Posted by kluckmeister on April 25, 2012 · 11 Comments
You may or may not (probably not) have read my little rant on a dude having a heart attack while eating the triple bypass burger at the aptly named “Heart Attack Grill” so it should come as no surprise that I religiously follow stupid news. Well guess what people, the stupid just got STUPIDER (I’m also a … Continue reading →
Category Crazy Food, Heart Attack Grill, Humor · Tagged with America, Food, gluttony, Health, Heart Attack, Heart Attack Grill, Humor, Restaurant, stupidity
Posted by kluckmeister on March 27, 2012 · 9 Comments
Why else do you think they ate all that pizza? Anyways, this is what happens when you spend down-time reading the “news”. Last time it was someone having a heart attack at the “Heart Attack Grill”, this time it’s stoner ninjas. I don’t even want to know what comes next. I found this “bud”ding story … Continue reading →
Posted by kluckmeister on February 17, 2012 · 7 Comments
Ok so since the beginning of this blog you all have experienced almost 100% original kluckit material, painstakingly planned out in time that could be counted in minutes, bad jokes, and/or calories. Well my friends, that turned out to be too much. In an effort to stop disappearing for months at a time you may … Continue reading →
Category Crazy Food, Heart Attack Grill, Humor · Tagged with Burger, fat, fat food, Food, Heart Attack, Heart Attack Grill, Humor, news, obesity
Posted by kluckmeister on December 8, 2011 · 5 Comments
Welcome one and all to the first kluckit kaption. The premise is simple: find a picture and make fun of people. Feel free to add yours below. 1. “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!” Yes, this is certainly gnar, possibly rad, and depending on which part of Cali you’re from (cuz you’re clearly a Cali bro) it could … Continue reading →
Category Animals, Humor, Random · Tagged with Bull, Charlie Sheen, funny captions, funny pictures, Humor, Pamplona, Pictures, Running of the bulls, Spain
Posted by kluckmeister on November 3, 2011 · 3 Comments
If there is one thing you should know about me, it’s that I grew up on the streets. No, not the streets of Compton or the Bronx, I’m talking about the streets of a city so dangerous that even Six Flags had to remove itself from the area; Denver. Yes, I lived the tough Colorado … Continue reading →
Category Adventures Galore, Colorado, Friday Night Lights (Out): Jumped by an Asian Gang, Humor · Tagged with Adventure, Asian Gang, Bruce Lee, Dollar Theater, Friday Night Lights, Humor, Jackie Chan, Kung Fu, Life, Martial Arts, Movies, Travel
Posted by kluckmeister on October 6, 2011 · 7 Comments
I’ve already traveled the length of the United States just to eat a burger; this time I was motivated by a different type of food. The origin of Chicken & Waffles as a food pairing is somewhat unknown. We know Thomas Jefferson is credited with bringing back a waffle iron from France in 1790 (clearly his greatest accomplishment) but … Continue reading →
Category Adventures Galore, Atlanta, Chicken & Waffle Showdown, Chicken and Waffle Showdown, Crazy Food, Humor, Los Angeles · Tagged with Atlanta, Chicken and waffles, David Beckham, Food, fried chicken, Gladys Knight, Gladys Knight and Ron Winan's Chicken and Waffles, Hollywood, Humor, Iron Chef, Jackie Brown, Los Angeles, Man vs. Food, Ron Winan, Roscoe, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles, Rush Hour, Swingers, Tapeheads, Travel, waffles
Posted by kluckmeister on September 9, 2011 · 3 Comments
Alright everyone, you all already know how I feel about crazy food: it’s better when it’s fried. Some of my favorite food moments of the year came from last year’s LA County fair where I was lucky enough to sample chocolate covered bacon, fried oreo’s, fried pb&j, a fried klondike bar, and, my all-time personal … Continue reading →
Category Crazy Food, Fair Foods, Humor · Tagged with Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Cheeseburger, Chocolate dipped bacon, Florida, Food, food on a stick, Fried, fried beer, Hawaii, Humor, Ice Cream Burger, Kansas, Krispy Kreme, Life, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, New York, North Carolina, Oaklahoma, Oregon, Reindeer, South Carolina, State Fair, Texas, Travel, Utah
Posted by kluckmeister on August 27, 2011 · 5 Comments
I feel like shit. I don’t want to think, the internet is down and there’s no work so here I am, pouring my boredom all over this page. I’m not sure what to write about, like I said I don’t want to think, so I’m just going to write whatever comes to my head. Not sure … Continue reading →
Category Word Vomit · Tagged with cloud computing, coffee, dinosaurs, drugs, failblog, Funny, future, Humor, laziness, Life, nerds, planet earth, procrastination, rambling, Random, the internet, Thoughts, virtual reality
Posted by kluckmeister on August 10, 2011 · 7 Comments
Yes it’s that time of year again. The incessant squabbling, the unprecendented media coverage of everything but nothing at the same time, the frustration of two sides unable to reach a mutually beneficially solution boiling over to the American people like an unstoppable volcano heading for a petting zoo filled with llama-riding babies. So much … Continue reading →
Category Crazy Food, Humor, Snackadium · Tagged with Aaron Rodgers, Ben Rothlisberger, Big Mac, Cheetos, Chex Mix, Colbert Super PAC, Corndogs, dos equis, double down, ESPN, field of dreams, Food, Football, Humor, Life, Los Angeles, Mason Crosby, Mike Wallace, National Football League, NFL, Red hot chili peppers, Sean Suisham, Snackadium, Sports, Superbowl, Tortilla Chips, Troy Polamalu, United States